Marriage jokes for stress free
Marriage jokes some time can entertain us ,For those couple are stressing prior to their wedding day is not necessary to think every thing seriously but let Bali Shuka wedding planner to handle it.What you need to do apart from preparing all the money is enjoying some thing funny which can amuse yourself.If you can not find all of those things ,we provides you some marriage jokes ,let enjoy:
A Man get bored having sex
A man gets bored of having sex with his wife. He tells his best friend who tells him, “Why don’t you do it like the Chinese do it?” The guy asks, “Well, how do the Chinese do it?”
“The Chinese,they screw a little,then they stop,go outside for a little while,come back in,screw a little bit more, leave for a few minutes,come back in,screw a little bit more…”
So the man goes home and starts screwing his wife. Then he stops and goes outside,smokes a cigarette,comes back in and starts screwing again,gets up,comes back in, ets up a third time and his wife says, “Hey! What’s the matter with you? You’re screwing just like a Cinnamon!”
An old Couple on the Car
While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the road.
By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses,the old man said, “While you’re in there, can you get my hat, too.”
Went to state Fair
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year.
Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”And every year Martha would say, “I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and the ten dollars is ten dollars.”
This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, “Martha, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may have never get another chance.”
Martha replied, “Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s ten dollars.” Stumpy and Martha agree and up they go.
The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, nut not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy.
“By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”
“Stumpy replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”
Just a Formality
A Young man said to his girlfriend’s father, “I realize this is only a formality, but would you mind me marrying your daughter?”
“Who says it’s only a formality?” asked the father angrily.
“Her obstetrician” replied the young man.
A Magic Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and thought “It really works!”
A Naked Wife
A mans wife is naked, looking at herself in the mirror, “I wish my boobs were bigger”, she says “Have you tried rubbing toilet paper between them?” Hubby replies, “will that really make them grow bigger?”
She asks. “Well it worked for your arse!”